i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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