What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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