Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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