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Wat do u mean how?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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