I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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