i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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