I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My vagina just clenched in fear
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