To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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