can we get nightvision for the apartment?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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