There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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