we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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