My hand turned me down
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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