So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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