I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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