Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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