seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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