doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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