Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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