called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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