break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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