I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Damn victory sex feels great
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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