Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my mouth tastes like poor choices
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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