Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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