so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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