Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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