fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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