i just google imaged poop.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
