That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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