Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
it glows. i had to have it.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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