sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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