for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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