i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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