yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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