they need to just BURY HIM!
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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