Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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