i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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