There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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