brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.