only if we run a train.
done.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
being pregnant is like rehab
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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