and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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