Already got asked if we're dating
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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