it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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