We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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