You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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