if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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