A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
True college students do jello shots in the library
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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