i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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