If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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