she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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