I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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