Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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