he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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