i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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