love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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