Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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