butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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